Over the coming weeks and months, Lee will be publishing many of her articles online.
The Binger’s Prayer:
Our God, who art in Bourneville
Cadbury be thy name.
Thy Fruit ‘n’ Nut, thy Milk Tray
In Tesco as it is in Selfridges.
Thy choca-mocha latte will be done
As it is in Starbucks.
Give us this day our daily Twix
And forgive us our indulgences
As we forgive them who write diet books.
Lead us not into McDonald’s
And deliver us from Pizza Hut.
For mine is the Bounty, the Mars Bar and the Crunchie
In stress and maternity
Now and forever After-Eights
Taken from ‘Only Fat People Skip Breakfast’, available from the online shop